Jack White Enters Guilty Plea

Dressed in a snappy BROWN PINSTRIPED DOUBLE BREASTED SUIT w/ HAT, Jack White rushed into the 36th District Courthouse in Detroit at approximately 9:30 AM. White was accompanied by his lawyers and no other local rock celebs were spotted, including Jason Stollsteimer. White stayed hidden inside, and then he was snuck out the back at around 1:30 or so – as the paparazzi lined out in front. The court case was rescheduled for 2:30pm, where White would enter a guilty plea and arrange a plea bargain. Surprisingly, no fans were present. NONE. Only camera crews and paprazzi. Apparently ENGLAND cares more about the Stripes than we do!